Having a little trouble with conflict resolution, road rage, the boss? Life getting you down lately?
Sponsored by: Andy & Bax
Well we’ve found the therapist for you!
His name is Wilson. He will be at the Upper Clackamas Whitewater Festival to help you get your aggressions out. Wilson has worked wonders for all who have seen him. Everyone has come away from his therapy smiling. Just show up with your catboat and be ready to laugh again.
**Wilson doesn’t charge for his therapy but asks you to please help take down gates after the Festival.**
Come out and meet the one and only “Wilson” and join us in this fun and exciting event! He’s slicked up with 303, has a fresh face painted on and is ready to play!
The rules are simple – Use your boat and maneuvering skills to keep Wilson between the tubes of your boat. Have possession of Wilson when you cross the finish line and you win! Wilson can not be touched by hand – oars and boats only.
Sound too simple? Keep in mind this event starts in the eddy above Carter Falls! So be ready for some Class IV Volleyball! The overall winner of the Val’s Volleyball trophy will be determined by style, as judged by your peers; with bonus points for bruises.
Come out to play!